Tiger Tank in action
5 reasons to own a Tiger Tank:
| 1. It looks great in one's driveway. |
| 2. No road bully would dare offend you. |
| 3. No parking problems - just roll over any empty cars. |
| 4. Safety - it would easily surpass the crash barrier test (it would break the crash barrier). |
| 5. Better than most 4-wheel drive vehicles, especially when going through (not around) buildings :-) |
Tiger Tank Mk II
| Weight: 56 tons |
| Top speed: 23 m.p.h. (on roads); 1 m.p.h. (cross-country) |
| Armament: 88 mm gun, 2 machine guns, water pistol |
Tiger shows what he is good at.